Life is so unfair. I have pretty bad skin, lots of pimples in my face that people stare at when they look at me. The thing is, I also have the most beautiful dick in the world. It's long, thick and silky and perfectly shaped...just wonderful...BUT IT'S IN MY FU*KIN PANTS!!!! No one can see it!! All they see is my zit filled face!! Why ohh why did GOD bless me with a perfect penis but I can't show it to the world...I wish it was in my face and the zits in my pants. Plus no girl wants to sleep with me because I have acne but they don't know what they're missing down there. DAMNIT!!!!! I think I'm gonna take a picture of my dick and stick it on my face when I go out.
Damn I wish my dick was in my face!!!
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Damn I wish my dick was in my face!!! |
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Posts: 0 (09/22/03 14:32:20) |
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0ray0(d) |
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Posts: 204 (09/22/03 14:48:56) |
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 I think I'd never talk to a girl with a face like a @#%$. women genitals (is the word i wrote before) look good just where they are  look dude..women don't care about acne in your face...they even don't care about penis sizes(if it's under standard size range). so be yourself and be confident..that's what women really want... well, at least the good ones.. |
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Posts: 2590 (09/23/03 09:30:22) |
Haven't we spoken before? I do not suggest having your penis attached to your face, mainly for aesthetical reasons but you also wouldn't want people to label you the perfect di<khead. Furthermore, Barney, Gracey and Ludovica all told me that your pecker frequently smells like the ass of an agitated mixed breed street dog.
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Jetisin |
goochy goochy goo | ||
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Posts: 2102 (09/24/03 05:50:26) |
I'm not so sure I would want to have my penis as my head cause right now I got me a pretty big head to begin with! LMAOO!!!
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0ray0(d) |
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Posts: 204 (09/24/03 08:35:41) |
and what would happen if having my dick as my head I see a gorgeous girl ...one of those that walk by my neighborhood
I think i could throw up 
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Posts: 1993 (10/10/03 06:43:33) |
bump : that's a classic
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penis | ||
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Posts: 0 (10/15/03 16:45:05) |
How would you suck on your penis if it was too short and you were only 7 years old?
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Jetisin |
well | ||
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Posts: 2102 (10/16/03 07:01:08) |
Ask Ray to do it for you since he likes boys. lol
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0ray0(d) |
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Posts: 204 (10/16/03 11:50:17) |
I don't like guys, Jet. besides girls, the only guy I like is you, remember that....LOL
anyway.... if u pay well I could make an exception....
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Like this? | ||
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Posts: 0 (10/16/03 14:29:24) |
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hi | ||
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Posts: 0 (10/17/03 00:37:15) |
thats not my dik, mine is bigger. actually here is a picture of it:
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Posts: 0 (10/17/03 00:42:18) |
Pimp was that snap taken on a cold day in Belgium..?
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Posts: 2590 (10/17/03 03:47:43) |
That must be DrNomad's penis. Boy would Jethro love to have that 1-inch penis cum in his mouth...
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0ray0(d) |
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Posts: 204 (10/17/03 06:06:17) |
$hit!!! u fu<king perverts!!...this board is getting too graphic and loathsome... this is my last time in here
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yeah | ||
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Posts: 0 (10/17/03 12:51:38) |
$hit!!! u fu<king perverts!!...this board is getting too graphic and loathsome... this is my last time in here
yeah sissy boy, go to your mother, she has that tea ready for you that stops you peeing in your bed |
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Posts: 922 (10/31/03 13:32:51) |
Actually, the first guy I ever slept with had a pecker about that size, fully extended. It was pretty laughable...
Yorkie
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Posts: 497 (03/19/04 22:57:03) |
did you have sex with the intern nomak
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