Life is so unfair. I have pretty bad skin, lots of pimples in my face that people stare at when they look at me. The thing is, I also have the most beautiful dick in the world. It's long, thick and silky and perfectly shaped...just wonderful...BUT IT'S IN MY FU*KIN PANTS!!!! No one can see it!! All they see is my zit filled face!! Why ohh why did GOD bless me with a perfect penis but I can't show it to the world...I wish it was in my face and the zits in my pants. Plus no girl wants to sleep with me because I have acne but they don't know what they're missing down there. DAMNIT!!!!! I think I'm gonna take a picture of my dick and stick it on my face when I go out.