People, people I bring amazing news for all you acne sufferers out there.
I found out about a great great new oil that cures even the severest forms of acne and I have chosen to reveal this right here on this forum.
Basically my friend knows this dermatologist's maid and she said this stuff really works. Now this magic oil is not cheap because you have to squeeze the balls of rattlesnakes to get it. The derms maid heard from the gardener who's sleeping with the derm's wife that the derm, a certain Dr Mariano, has cured ALL of his patients from their acne in the last months with topical applications of rattelsnake oil.
I was able to get a limited supply of this amazing stuff and will sell it to the members of this forum because I'm just a really nice guy. I was going to keep it all for myself but I said to myself that's just not right.
So I'm going to share it with you, the people of this forum.
Just send me a $250 money order for a 1-month supply. Your order will be shipped very quickly in a discreet package.
And please don't try to squeeze rattlesnake balls on your own - it takes a trained professional to carry out the extractions without harming the snake or risking being bitten by the venomous creature.
So hurry up and send the money... $hit I think the zit that popped up this morning has just vanished completely while I was typing this. Hooray I am totally clear and you could be too!
Send your money orders to:
PureMagicSnakeOil
Box 99609
AQUA VITAE
NCLEAR KingD0m
I found out about a great great new oil that cures even the severest forms of acne and I have chosen to reveal this right here on this forum.
Basically my friend knows this dermatologist's maid and she said this stuff really works. Now this magic oil is not cheap because you have to squeeze the balls of rattlesnakes to get it. The derms maid heard from the gardener who's sleeping with the derm's wife that the derm, a certain Dr Mariano, has cured ALL of his patients from their acne in the last months with topical applications of rattelsnake oil.
I was able to get a limited supply of this amazing stuff and will sell it to the members of this forum because I'm just a really nice guy. I was going to keep it all for myself but I said to myself that's just not right.
So I'm going to share it with you, the people of this forum.
Just send me a $250 money order for a 1-month supply. Your order will be shipped very quickly in a discreet package.
And please don't try to squeeze rattlesnake balls on your own - it takes a trained professional to carry out the extractions without harming the snake or risking being bitten by the venomous creature.
So hurry up and send the money... $hit I think the zit that popped up this morning has just vanished completely while I was typing this. Hooray I am totally clear and you could be too!
Send your money orders to:
PureMagicSnakeOil
Box 99609
AQUA VITAE
NCLEAR KingD0m
