breaking news jesus christ has been spotted in south africa driving a small car
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Posts: 497 (04/01/04 07:37:25) |
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That he was... | ||
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Posts: 0 (04/01/04 14:47:42) |
...he was eating barbecue pork and driving a Volkswagen when he ran over a sacred cow who in turn squashed the herder who was the Pope's hair dresser...unfortunately that very same hair dresser was the color specialist for Lucille Ball.
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Posts: 497 (04/01/04 22:14:21) |
jesus doesnt eat pork he prefers steak and popcorn
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I dunno man... | ||
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Posts: 0 (04/02/04 09:04:30) |
....The las chat I had with Jesus gives me reason to believe it's better to insult everyone equally than be pegged as one or the other.
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Posts: 2590 (04/03/04 14:27:53) |
I had lunch with him in Cape Town and he gave me the key to a secret paradise. He told me he likes his coffee with two sugars and a half
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Posts: 0 (04/04/04 15:15:20) |
...I guess being Jesus Christ, he can afford to have his sugars cut in half without causing a traffic jam in Starbucks.
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