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			<title><![CDATA[ ok ladies...need ur info!! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Sorry to post this thing in here but I can't do it in the acne general section so I have to do it in here to get some responses.<br><br>Ok I've been striving to find a birth control pill that will work for me but nothing has helped my acne. I've tried yasmin, Loestrin, Mircette, ortho tri cyclen, and my doctor is having me switch to ortho lo.  Firstly, has anyone had any startling recovery of their beautiful face with ortho lo?  <br><br>Secondly, I've been reading about Diane 35.  I know it's... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 19 Apr 2004 17:33:56 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Joke for English or anyone who knows who vanessa feltz is ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Did you hear that vanessa feltz was stopped at customs before boarding a flight to New York?<br><br>She was detained as they found 2kg of crack in her knickers.<br><br>Lol I love that one!<br><br>Another:<br><br>Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? <br><br>A: Wiped his bum.<br><br><br>A man went into a bar with a pet monkey. While he was having a drink, the monkey started exploring all over the place. &quot;Don't worry about any damage he may do, &quot; the man told the... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2004 14:26:22 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ accutane journal ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Accutane Journal...<!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://journals.aol.com/angel6147/MYACCUTANETREATMENT/">journals.aol.com/angel614...TREATMENT/</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 22 Mar 2004 08:26:05 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Fake Posters and finding their I.P Address........ ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ We all know people post fake miracles on here for acne.<br>I wanted to know from those who do this.How Can I figure out where someone's I.P address is and where it is coming from.Or who it is registered to?<br>Sometimes people come on here under different names.With very similar claims.I know most likely they come from the same person.How to tell?<br>Thanks!!!!!!!!!!! ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2004 20:09:47 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ First man ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Man to wife on wedding night-<br>&quot;Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?&quot;<br>&quot;Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!&quot; ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2003 07:09:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ some class websites! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ below are some brilliant websites that are filled with jokes, pictures and video clips that are just the best. check them out now as you will not regret it.....p.s does any of you no any other websites like these? what do you think of them?<br><br>www.hypedup.co.uk<br><br>www.rotten.com ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2003 11:49:29 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ 69 ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ A woman took an inexperienced man home one night. When they got to her apartment, she suggested that they try a 69. <br>&quot;What do you mean?&quot; he asked. <br>Not knowing quite how to explain, she said <br>&quot;you put your head between my legs and I'll put my head<br>between your legs&quot; <br>Still unsure but willing, he agreed. <br>As soon as he got his head between her legs, she let<br>out a rip-roaring fart.<br>&quot;What the hell was that?!?&quot; he asked.<br>&quot;Oops! I'm so... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2003 05:35:50 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ empty ]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2003 16:05:04 GMT</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2003 16:03:55 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ some good jokes ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ how many blonde jokes are there?<br>only one, the rest are all true stories.<br><br>what do you call a prostitue with no arms and legs?<br>cash and carry<br><br>why does a penis have a hole in its head?<br>so men can be open minded<br><br>are tell you some more another day ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2003 09:48:34 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ naked women ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ a woman is standing naked in front of a mirror and says to her husband 'i look horrible, fat and ugly. Can you pay me a compliment to cheer me up?'<br>so her husband replies 'well your eye sight is fcuking spot on!'.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2003 09:45:06 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ TO SOLOMIO THE DUMBASS!!! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ P is Solomio aka Sandie.<br>The gimp is banned user, post destroyed. ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2003 09:30:05 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Joke of the month oktober ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ What is the most pathetic think you can do?<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Faking an orgasm while you masturbate yourself HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFLMAO, please someone help me to stop laughing you focked up children! ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2003 10:40:26 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ My Acne remedy, nothing to sell here, just advice. ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ MUAHAHHAHA, THERE IS NO CURE!!! MUAHAHAHAH<br><br>YOU WILL HAVE ACNE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH!<br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2003 17:25:03 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ The Official Acne Webpage ]]></title>
			<link>http://absoluteacneinfo.yuku.com/topic/1358/t/The-Official-Acne-Webpage.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://earth.prohosting.com/superhf/">earth.prohosting.com/superhf/</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><br><br><br><br>parody of <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.realultimatepower.net/">The Official Ninja Webpage</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2003 10:19:45 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ New joke for the month of September ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Q: What do you call two homos in the park?<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>A: Rolaids!!  LMAOOOOOOO!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Lil Pup is suuuucccchhhh a frickin LOSER!!!!!! HAHAHHAHAAHA!!!!!!  Go wax that unibrow you sasquatch!!!!!!!!  LMAOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Jetisin)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2003 20:24:38 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Time to revamp this board!! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Come on people give me your best jokes!!  Here is one of mine:<br><br>Q:  What do you call a big nosed fatass who can't contain their own urine?<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>A: Awwww hell Lil Pup or Pure take your pick!!  BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOO!!!! GET IT.... CONTAIN THEIR OWN URINE!!!! THAT PART JUST TOPS IT ALLLLL OFF BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2003 08:25:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Damn this board is seriously hurting for a Jet Joke!! ]]></title>
			<link>http://absoluteacneinfo.yuku.com/topic/1373/t/Damn-this-board-is-seriously-hurting-for-a-Jet-Joke-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Q:  What do you call Lil Pup's twin?<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>A:  FATTY TIMES TWO CHEESEBURGERS!!!!!!!  LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!  BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!! HOLY GUACAMOLE WHERE THE HELL DO I COME UP WITH THESE GREAT JOKES?!!!!!  LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!  THE TIMES TWO CHEESEBURGERS PART JUST TOTALLY TAKES IT OVER THE TOP OH MY GOODNESSS... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2003 10:02:23 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Yo' Mama ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Yo' mama is so skinny, for Halloween, she closed one eye and went as a needle.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2003 18:46:13 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Funny Joke ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Michael Jackson and his wife have a new baby boy.<br>They're at the doctors office for the first checkup since its birth.<br>Michael has concerns and wants to ask the doctor about them.<br><br>&quot;Doctor, I want to know.......when will we be able to have sex?&quot;<br><br>The doctor says, &quot;MICHAEL, at least wait until he can walk!!!&quot;<br><br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2003 18:39:40 GMT</pubDate>
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